lilac-haze:

lxndscape:

I bought a projector because my tv broke and I couldn’t be bothered with getting a new one home and I think it’s the best decision I’ve ever made

i need that
Pros and Cons of Houses

lbardugo:

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

partyatbakerstreet:

benaddictedgirl:

paintedprintedpaper:

sherlock-yer:

amandaabbington:

benedict can’t do the live long and prosper sign properly

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benedict accidentally does the nerdfighter gesture

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benedict makes a illuminati sign

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benedict makes a butt instead of a heart

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his hands need their own supervisor

He’s like a small child let loose on the world.

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This adorable little puppy!!!!

The plastic lamb though

latinarv:

vale-decem-fowl:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

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"How about me?"